"Vision!"

Wanda thought her boyfriend's words were very rude, even though his biological age was only about 5 years old.

"Uh, it's okay, Vision is just stating an objective statement."

Miss Watson gave her a reassuring smile. "I am biologically male."

"But... this is not right? You..." Wanda said, raising her voice unconsciously: "Look at you, you, why do you say you are a man?"

As soon as he finished speaking, you could hear a pin drop in the entire living room.

"Ah? What's wrong?"

Thor, the God of Thunder, who was drinking alone on the sofa, looked up belatedly.

Just now he acted as if he was taking charge and calling people to drink, but in fact he quietly ran away after three rounds of drinks, staring blankly at the table, immersed in the pain of losing his countrymen and relatives and friends. Even though he was close to Miss Watson and the others, he didn't notice the conversation just now at all.

"Whoa! Whoa! Relax!"

Tony didn't really hear clearly. He thought Wanda had a quarrel with someone. It just so happened that the two of them were rivals during the Civil War, and now they also wanted to have a good relationship, so he hurried over to smooth things over: "What's wrong? Hey, relax, Wanda, tell me what's wrong?"

"No, I..." Wanda realized that her voice was too loud and covered her mouth in embarrassment for a moment.

"It's my fault. I'm sorry." Vision stood up, covering his wound. "My ability to analyze human emotional fluctuations needs to be further improved."

"What did you say?"

A large part of Vision's self-awareness module and underlying logic code originated from Tony's former artificial intelligence butler Jarvis, so Iron Man can be considered half of Vision's father. When Tony heard him say this, his occupational disease of studying science came up: "I can help you analyze it."

"We didn't argue, it's just that Vision said I was a man..."

As soon as Ms. Watson finished speaking, Star-Lord, who was farthest away from the center of the topic, laughed first: "Oh! Brother Vision! I said your eyes are a little outrageous, hahahahahaha!!!"

As he was laughing, he fell to the ground with a thud.

This guy is really drunk.

"But, from a bioanalytical perspective..."

Vision was still explaining seriously, and it would have been fine if he didn't say anything, but this sentence was like a cold joke poured into a boiling hot oil pan, causing a burst of laughter at the scene. Scarlet Witch Wanda punched her boyfriend, hugged his body tightly, and laughed and choked non-stop.

The Guardians of the Galaxy were the first to laugh, and the laughter quickly spread. Captain America, Sam the Falcon, Bucky the Winter Soldier, Dr. Banner, Natasha and others all joined in one after another. The second round of cheerful laughter since the beginning of the night rang out in the living room, and even the group of female warriors of Dora's Guard who were around King T'Challa couldn't help laughing.

No matter how low his emotional intelligence was, Vision knew he should shut up.

"Okay, okay..."

When the laughter died down a bit, Tony rolled his eyes and added, "This is a major breakthrough in the logic of AI sense of humor. Well done, kid."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!"

A third wave of laughter broke out in the living room.

There is also a sentence "I'm groot!" in the middle. Although Groot, a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, could not understand the joke, his brain circuit could only realize that his teammates were very happy, so he laughed along, although he could only say "I am Groot".

"Well, my dear comrades."

Miss Watson raised a glass of wine: "To my dear Vision, I hope he will get well soon."

"cheers!"

Everyone raised their glasses.

"But Vision is right." Miss Watson put down her empty cup. "Although I may not look like it, I am a man."

puff--! ! ! !

Tsk, how come nearly half of the people didn’t spray it out?

Miss Watson was not very satisfied, but she was somewhat comforted when she saw that Natasha, the Black Widow, a senior spy with excellent emotional management, almost spit out wine.

“Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem!!!!” Steve raised his hand to signal for a pause. He cleared his throat before asking, “What do you mean you’re a man? Are you really a man? I’m not… sorry, if you’re a man, uh, why are you dressed like a maid?”

"I like to wear it this way." Miss Watson spread her hands: "She likes it too."

"Who likes it? Who is she?"

"My employer, Ms. Peggy Carter."

There was silence for a few seconds, and then there was a loud "Wow!" exclamation. Everyone had gossipy expressions on their faces, saying, "Wow, there is such explosive content." It turned out that even the Guardians of the Galaxy, who had just met Steve Rogers, were excited when they heard the gossip.

Not to mention Steve's old comrades-in-arms such as Tony, Natasha, Banner, Rhodes, Falcon and Winter Soldier, each of them seemed to be on stimulants, especially the two black brothers Rhodes and Falcon. The black rap instinct deeply rooted in their blood was instantly activated, and they surrounded Steve and screamed non-stop.

This is definitely due to alcohol. Thor's attempt to persuade people to drink did have some effect.

But no wonder they are excited.

Since his birth during World War II, Captain America has always been an image of greatness, brightness and justice. Rhodes and Falcon are military men, so they are no strangers to Steve Rogers' deeds. Coupled with Steve's performance since joining the Avengers, everyone agrees that he is a role model in morality.

How can people not be overwhelmed by such gossip that suddenly pops up now? Even if this news is only related to Captain America's ex-girlfriend.

All we can say is that the statement that humans are keen on creating gods and even more keen on destroying gods is by no means without reason.

"Watson, you said Peggy likes you like this?"

Steve was booed, but he still didn't believe what he heard: "This is impossible! How could she..."

"If you don't believe me, I can show you her blessing words on my clothes. She wrote blessing words on the labels of every maid outfit. She made many sets specifically for me." Miss Watson said as she lifted the top of the maid outfit and pulled out a slightly wider piece of cloth: "Look, do you recognize her handwriting?"

"Oh my god!!" Falcon exaggeratedly held his face with both hands, making his open mouth look particularly long and narrow. As for the little spider Peter Parker beside him, he was stunned. His eyes jumped back and forth between Steve and Miss Watson, and he couldn't utter a word for a long time.

"This is..." Steve stared at the familiar handwriting on the label and his whole body went into a state of shutdown.

"This, this is! Really!"

Falcon Sam, who was also very drunk, ran around the field: "Look at him! Look at his expression! This is real! Oh my God! I can't believe it! Can you believe it?! Can you believe it?!"

"Sam!" Steve couldn't help it: "Can you, hey! I'm talking to you! Can you stop for a moment! You know Watson is from another world, you all know it, don't you? She... Peggy Carter there may be a little different! And this doesn't mean..."

"Dude!"

Iron Man Tony couldn't help but say 'brother'. He would never miss this good opportunity to embarrass his old rival: "Come on, moral role model, how about we sit down and talk about this matter? Come on, Watson, why are we standing here like idiots? Go sit on the sofa and we'll talk slowly."

"Oh okay."

Miss Watson went to her seat, looking very well behaved.

"Don't take my spot!"

War Machine Rhodes injured his spine during the Civil War and can only move around with the help of his leg exoskeleton. But at this moment, he showed the posture of a sprinter. He jumped over the sofa like a Dongguan boy and took the position closest to Miss Watson. Then, he was pushed away by Scarlet Witch Wanda: "Hey! This is my seat!"

"OK! OK! Your position!"

Rod couldn't argue with the woman, so he had to move his butt away: "Hey Steve! Don't just stand there, buddy, come and sit down!"

Steve didn't move. Mantis and Drax from the Guardians of the Galaxy came over with their chairs. Only the cyborg Nebula picked up Captain Star-Lord and went to the lounge under the guidance of the officials on the scene. Wakanda King T'Challa didn't leave either. He told the bodyguards to stand further away and came to the sofa with his hands behind his back, smiling, as if to say, "Although I'm a king, I also like to listen to gossip."

Only Thor was indifferent to this farce. He declined the concern of his companions and left the living room alone, carrying a wine barrel, probably to find a place to drink alone under the moon. Rocket Raccoon and Groot behaved the same way. The two brothers preferred to chat by themselves.

Amidst the laughter and encouragement, Steve reluctantly sat to the left of Miss Watson. But how could Mr. Rogers have high moral standards? Even though he knew that everyone was making fun of him, Steve showed enough tolerance and patience, and still spoke politely: "Well, you all know that this happened in another universe."

"I'm glad you understand the multiverse theory."

Tony said, raising his glass: "In this way though."

Ignoring this guy, Steve stared at Miss Watson for a while, and suddenly said, "Why don't we find a place to discuss the follow-up matters alone."

"Hey! No!"

"No, no, no! No!"

"do not do that!"

"We won't tell anyone!"

There was a lot of opposition voices all around immediately. The only one who remained silent was the Black Widow Natasha, but her gossipy expression also revealed her attitude.

"Okay! Be quiet!" Steve raised his voice to calm the noise, and then tried to lead the topic: "Well, okay Watson, can you first tell me why you like to dress like this... I'm not talking about Peggy, I mean, although you said she likes you to dress like this, do you also..."

"I do like to dress like this myself, not just because of Peggy." Miss Watson saw Steve's tense face relax, and continued: "I'm used to being treated as a woman by everyone, and when I first met you..."

"Wait, have we met?"

Steve made an apologetic gesture: "In your world? Didn't you say I never woke up? Then when did we meet?"

"It was probably 1944, and I was wearing a trench coat, a short skirt, nylon stockings and ankle boots."

Miss Watson gestured to herself, looking a little aggrieved: "...I think you like it too, and Peggy didn't seem too happy when you brought me back to the base for the first time..."

Exclamations broke out all at once.

This time even Black Widow Natasha couldn't hold it anymore.